The Spindle

Welcome to The Spindle, where we spin you a yarn about the historical ephemera, hobbies, and random hyperfixations keeping us up at night. Whether you’re seeking crafting tips, tales of women who changed history, or weird pop culture takes, we have something to prick your curiosity. 

Pour yourself a cup of tea (or something stronger), sit down, and stay for a while. There’s plenty of reading material. 

Spinster flipping the bird at a carriage
History

Minced Oaths, Curses and Expletives

An Academic’s Guide to Muttering Under Your Breath I have a hypothesis that right after inventing the words “fire,” “run,” and “hungry,” hominids decided to workshop some expletives. They were makers and users of tools, and you don’t use a tool without busting a knuckle and getting creative with your

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Fiction

Falling into the Wonderscape

A Magical Realism Short Story Set in the Heart of Paris I sat alone at a cast iron table that seated two outside the little patisserie in the heart of Paris. The trip was my attempt to  escape a bad breakup, finding myself in unfamiliar places after four years of

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Lore

Mutton Chops and Handlebar Moustaches

In the bustling cobblestone heart of Spinsters Row stands a little boutique with gilded signage reading Tuck and Bow Emporium. Inside, amid shelves of monogrammed cravats and artisanal marrow bones, work two very particular pups—Tuck, a dignified schnauzer mix with remarkable eyebrows, and Bow, a platinum dandelion of a dog

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Personal

Autumn Craft Guide for Hibernation Season

As the days grow shorter and the evenings cooler, the critters of Spinsters Row return to their dens of comfort and solitary amusements. From autumnal simmer pots that make your home smell like the inside of an apple cider distillery crossed with a cozy bakery to knittable woodland friends, there

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History

Women of the Seas: Our Favorite Historical Pirates

Portrait of the female pirate, from the Library of Congress collection Here are some terms and phrases that shiver our timbers: Bilged on her anchor: A ship holed or pierced by its own anchor (also an obvious innuendo) Grog blossom: Redness on the nose or face of someone who drinks

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Harvest Party in the Hollow
Humor

Legends of the Fall: How to Autumn Right

Spinsters Row celebrates the Autumnal Equinox in high style, albeit a wee bit overserved. Did you hear that? That is the distant bleat of the cornucopia that ushers in the annual drive to pick apples, don plaid, and gather with your family. Harvest festivals and autumnal equinox celebrations predate written

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History

How I Became Obsessed with Amelia Earhart

The first time I heard about Amelia Earhart was in the fourth grade. I’d been on a rampage reading every biography of a famous woman I could find in the library. Amelia Earhart: Kansas Girl was next up on the list, and little did I know that someone exciting and

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Personal

Cultivating Your Inner Child

In today’s world, where adults are unabashedly embracing #nostalgiacore, we don’t see any point in putting the ways of childhood behind us. After all, we’re a culture enamored with the adorable yet creepy monstrosity that is the Labubu, going full maximalist with our home decor choices, and some of us

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Humor

It’s Getting Hot in Here: On Beating the Heat

On Spinsters Row, many of us are a bit precious when it comes to heat intolerance, so thank heavens we don’t actually live in the Victorian Era. We would never be able to cope with all those heavy layers and corsets without central AC and a cold pitcher of margaritas

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Eglon van der Neer: Lady Playing with a Dog
History

Puppies and Kittens and Horses, Oh My!

According to historians, in England prior to the 19th century, pet owners were ridiculed and derided. The Guardian notes that pet owners, “particularly when they were female, were seen as frivolous consumers who spent their money in absurd ways.” Lady Playing with a Dog c. 1670, Eglon van de Neer

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