Cleaning Pet Hair Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Couch)

Tips for Cleaning After Your Furry Tyrants

The amount of hair shed in my home is quite frankly, ridiculous. I don’t know how I still have a full head of hair when it feels like every time I vacuum or sweep, I find enough stray strands to knit a very creepy neckerchief. But what astounds me is the amount of hair that a single 30-something pound short-haired dog can shed. 
 
Ollie is a whippet and strangers often look at his sleek seal coat and exclaim, “Nice! He doesn’t shed, huh?” God, I wish. The truth is that every surface of our home is covered in spiky short white hairs. Our couch is a lost cause. Our dark wood floors are a travesty if you get down on your hands and knees and look closely. Every time I do yoga, I have the urge to sweep. Again. Even if I already have that day. 
Ollie the Noodle

Cleaning after pets requires a certain discipline — especially when that pet is barely out of puppyhood, intensely curious, and believes that making the bed is some kind of avant garde game involving doing zoomies on top of the comforter being fluffed. Here are some tips for managing:

Tip 1: Prioritize high traffic areas 

This is the rule for cleaning in general, but if you’re on limited time and your dog happens to be napping (hallelujah), it’s a good time to prioritize high traffic areas where all that pet hair and gunk accumulates. For our household, that means sweeping, vacuuming, and wet mopping the floors by the front door, in the kitchen, and in the dining area. Coincidentally, those are all areas where a dog likes to beg for human food. 

Tip 2: Follow the baseboards 

Both human and dog hair tend to roll their way over to the baseboards like little tumbleweeds. This is both gross and convenient because you can either vacuum those little tufties up by following the baseboards or pick them up with your hands as you go about your day. 

Tip 3: Use non-toxic cleaning supplies 

The rule of dogs is that they explore the world with their mouths. Cleaning supplies that won’t make them — or you! — sick will save on vet bills, late night vomit sessions, and general headaches. 

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Tip 4: Distract that nosy creature

One of the struggles of cleaning with a pet is that they are always there. Watching. Waiting. Commiserating. In the year and a half since Ollie entered our lives, I don’t think I’ve ever pulled a load of laundry out of the dryer without a narrow whippet head darting in to steal socks. 

The same goes for cleaning the floors, using a duster, or vacuuming (because the vacuum is an enemy and must be barked and nipped at). A high-value treat that takes time to consume is the best distraction. I’ve found that a frozen Kong filled with yogurt will buy about 15-20 minutes — enough time to speedrun through a couple cleaning tasks. Alternatively, you can spread some peanut butter on a silicone mat and freeze it. 

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Do I complain about my furry child’s messes? Yes. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not. 

Happy cleaning and I hope these tips make it a little easier to manage the furballs floating around your home! 

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