Whether you consider yourself a proud resident of Spinsters Row or a fleeting visitor, come to the Spinsters Society Shoppe to discover unconventional, tongue-in-cheek goods that declare your appreciation for the spinsters lifestyle. Don’t be put off by the building – or by the odd proprietor, Tibbs. They’ve been heard to croak “merch, merch, merch” in a tone that resonates throughout Main Street.
Meet Tibbs
Provenance: Tibbs (no first name, just Tibbs) and the Spinsters Society Shoppe appeared out of the mist one morning like Brigadoon.
Specialities: Blending and testing psychedelics, estivating, soft-shoe tap.
Rumors: They’re a time-traveler, an interdimensional alien, or David Bowie in his next form.
Pet Peeves: Scratchy shirts, scatalogical or derivative humor, and boring coffee mugs.
